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Jokes, Gags And Topical One-Liners
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I bet it feels strange for Naomi Campbell to be called as a witness at the Charles Taylor trial.
After all, it’s the first time she’s ever stepped into a court of law without being the accused.
Personally I think a Burka ban would be wrong. Especially after all the hassle Joanna Lumley had to go through to get them British citizenship.
It’s fantastic that scientists have genetically engineered a malaria-resistant mosquito. Just think. Millions of mosqituoes will be saved.
I like religious people, but I couldn't eat a holy one.
I've just been to see the Mona Lisa. Cor, dear, she's no oil painting, is she?
My missus agreed to pose nude the other day, which was very strange. She only went in for a passport photograph.
A ban on cheap alcohol deals in supermarkets won't affect me. I'm a shoplifter.
Some bloke stopped me for directions. I soon told him where to go.
I've just finished reading the Michael Jackson biography. It's so sad. He dies at the end.
Glee. It’s okay, but do they really have to make such a song and dance of it?
I used to work in a factory making piggy banks, but I left because there was no money in it.
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