Jokes, Gags And Topical One-Liners
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I first cut my teeth in the jokes market with 118 118 and their Text Joke service. Since then, my gags have been performed on BBC Radio sketch shows such as Newsjack (BBC)
and Watson's Wind-Up, (BBC Radio Scotland) as well as on stage by NewsRevue (London) and The Treason Show. (Brighton)
A few examples of my jokes:
Yet to receive an email from somebody with "Sent from my iPad" at the bottom. Clearly, I have no wanker friends.
To girls who watch ITV2: When you run out of fake tan, don't worry. Woodstain gives equally superb coverage.
I like religious people, but I couldn't eat a holy one.
I’m suspicious of my imaginary girlfriend. I think someone else is seeing her.
At school, my headmaster often gave me the cane. And if I was naughty, I’d get lines.
Some bloke stopped me for directions. I soon told him where to go.
I've just been to see the Mona Lisa. Cor, dear, she's no oil painting, is she?
My missus agreed to pose nude the other day, which was very strange. She only went in for a passport photograph.
There’s only one trouble with visiting Margate. It’s so hard to get the smell of Kent off your fingers.
A ban on cheap alcohol deals in supermarkets won't affect me. I'm a shoplifter.
I've just finished reading the Michael Jackson biography. It's so sad. He dies at the end.
Glee. It’s okay, but do they really have to make such a song and dance of it?
I used to work in a factory making piggy banks, but I left because there was no money in it.
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