Wedding DJ Hero
A radio sketch about a Guitar Hero and DJ Hero spin-off.

GRAMS: URGENT GUITAR RIFFS GOING ON.

YOUTHY MAN:
From the makers of Guitar Hero and DJ Hero comes a brand new video game experience.

GRAMS: GUITAR RIFF ENDS ABRUPTLY.

F/X: A LOUD VINYL SCRATCH, THEN...

GRAMS: NAFF EIGHTIES MUSIC, PREFERABLY THE BIRDIE SONG, PLAYS LOW THROUGHOUT.

YOUTHY MAN:
Wedding DJ Hero.

YOUTHY WOMAN:
Yes! Be the pants mobile disco DJ you’ve always wanted to be.

YOUTHY MAN:
Experience more cheese than Edam by spinning all your favourite wedding anthems that have Do in the title such as Let’s All Do The Conga, Everything I Do I Do It For You and (NOT SUNG, SPOKEN) Agadoo, doo, doo, push pineapple, shake the tree.

YOUTHY WOMAN:
Multiplayer mode means all your friends can join in too.

YOUTHY MAN:
They can play the intoxicated bride.

YOUTHY WOMAN:
The embarrassing dad-dancing uncle.

YOUTHY MAN:
Or the groom who gives the bridesmaid a quick one in the toilets.

YOUTHY WOMAN:
Available in all good gaming stores.

YOUTHY MAN:
And in some bad ones too.

GRAMS: BIRDIE SONG END.

BOTH:
Wedding DJ Hero. Out now.

MAN 2:
(RAPID) Players must be forty years old or over.